I will try to change lanes and do whatever I can to get around this maddening moron. In the process I will become somewhat agitated.

As for my scenario, I think I won't pursue it any farther. I like some of your (Suzanne's and Larry's and Roger's) approaches better. More down to earth. Larry's answer was interesting and revealing, but not surprising. I KNEW Larry would stay and wait calmly in the cage!