Given the choices of clothes, I would almost prefer to go into the party in my underwear - but, if I must choose a set, I pick the khacki stuff.

Men's group choices: #1 - Inquisitive man, #2 - Sports group.

Women's group choices: #1 - Smiling women, #2 - Absorbed but a pleasant expression.

Food: meat filled sandwiches if the meat were something I liked, otherwise cakes and cookies. Second choice also cookies and cakes.

Drink: Cola. Second choice: Beer.

Doorman - out for a breath of fresh air.