Well, I don't see you suggesting any clever questions, John.

But OK, I'll give it a whirl. "What is green and ..." - no, that won't do. Hmm... Hmm... Hmm...

What everyone agrees on...

Ahh! What this should be is that Morning Activities Should Be Eliminated or Made Illegal. No more alarm clocks. No wake-up calls. No breakfasts. And certainly no get-up-early, put-on-your-suit-and-tie, and go-to-work.

I leave it as an exercise to the reader to rephrase this suitably as a question.