I knew this marriage business would be trouble when Roger first brought it up! Oh, well. Since I can not seem to squelch that natural Archipelago enthusiasm, I may as well give in.

So, send your dossiers, photographs, test results, family trees, measurements, references, IQ scores, medical histories, application forms, vital statistics, and essays ("Why I want to marry John" in 500 words or less) to:

"Find John a Mate" Command Central Canyon Creek, MT 59633