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Statistics Cypher

Voice Card  -  Volume 16  -  Suzanne Card Number 3  -  Sat, Aug 18, 1990 9:38 PM







My statistics class is over, but it's still a little hard for me to stop thinking about it. I'd like to share with you a few excerpts from my notebook, in my instructor's Russian accent. See if you can decipher them.

a) Best awn tawtull vellyooss, we deevite by nahmburr awff vellyooss, weech geefs ahss ahreethmayteek minn. Wee weel cawll eet jahst thee minn.

b) Awff awll carss een Kelleefornyah, haw maynee weel bee Jippeneess?

c) Pawpyooleshun fectore ees emportent. Eef smull, wee heff bed sempool.

d) Eggs barr weel bee haw wee deenawt pawpyooleshun minn.

e) Stenndurd diffeeayshun weel bee semm iffen thaw minn weel chennj.

f) Best awn eenformesshun geefen, waht weel bee prawbubeelitee awff styoodent pissing heess clahss?

g) Wee tekk ahfferidge nahmburr awff femmileess een nebburrhoote, mahlteeply by reddicull ahff eggs, thenn letter wee sqwerr, weech eeleemeenetts pawsseebeeleety awff naygahteef nahmburr.

h) Geeffen cawnfeedense fectore, kellcyoolett rennj awff titchurrss iggspected too vawt rippahbleekun.

i) Doo nawt ondurressteemitt emportenss awff pawpyooleshun sighss. Eef larch, eet ees awkeh too yooss littur ess eenstett awff seegmah.




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