Elevated housework

Voice Card  -  Volume 32  -  Drury Card Number 8  -  Mon, Jun 6, 1994 3:42 PM

This is ONE OF 2 responses to VC 31 Holly 4 ("NOW THAT'S A PONARV")...

I tried to force "housework" out of the PONARV catagory. I hired a service to do the housework! Every couple of weeks some nice young woman would scrub and scour our home and she would GET money! It was beautiful while I could afford it. Now I am back to enjoying this little PONARV.

I am currently investigating the abilities of non-humans to "do housework". I have discovered that a dog can function as a fairly efficient dishwasher and vacuum cleaner. Birds seem to generate more housework, not less. Cats never seem to have enough energy, although they are good at disarticulating bugs.