How come my sound archive doesn't work? When I press the "Twin Peaks" thingey, nothing happened.

And I'm having trouble using my font da mover to get that gift, that gizmo, I forget what it is, to tell you the truth, that whatchamacallit, onto my computer.

And how come I feel like I'm writing this voice card in a New York accent? Tell me that, why doncha, tell me that?