Dear Stuart:

Hmmm. Can't hear your Twin Peaks sound, eh? Anyone else have that problem? And Stuart, what about the sounds included in THIS issue: can you hear them OK? Are you sure your speaker setting in the control panel was above zero? Do you have any other related symptoms to report?

It's a good thing we're as patient as we are. Debugging over the mail is so slow and inefficient a process that only Archipelagoans would ever dare attempt it!