"Yes, Yes," he replied petulantly, "what do you think I am, a zygote? Of course, My Mac's control panel speaker setting is set above zero! And I can hear this issue's sounds just fine, thank you. It's a couple of sounds of that Arnold Braunsweiger guy, that big galoot with big lips and liverwurst arms, right? Yeah, Yeah. Don't patronoize me, bub, I've even seen pictures of computers!"