And that my friends is a real writer at work. John, in the voice card "A Table and Four Chairs," has taken a simple tale of a table and a chair and made it as suspenseful as The Count of Monte Cristo (or the Weight Watchers version: A Pound of Moldy Crisco ), as colorful as Little Dorrit, and as funny as . . ., well, er, you get the idea.

Nice job, John, that voice card ranks among my all time favorites!