Solitaire is fun, but it's just as repetitive playing it on a computer as it is playing with real cards. Why is Archipelago better? Why would I rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy?!!?

Yikes, what kind of a question is that? I guess you're trying to get some profound statements, so here goes...

With voice cards, I know actual, live human beings are going to read my cards. Plus, when I'm entering mine, I can picture everyone else entering theirs, or imagine John's chuckle when he reads a particularly amusing one. We're all creating this thing together, and there's no way of knowing where it could end up (my vote is for the Smithsonian or the Exploratorium).