>You would wear clothes?

Clever rejoinder. Now that you're doing the housework again yourself (see VC 32 Drury 8, Elevated Housework), may I presume to guess that some of it gets done in the nude? You might want to consider this as a second career. One reads occasionally of successful "topless maid" services, and perhaps you have the temperament to make a go of this.

But, you object, "I don't even like housework!". One presumes that fastidiousness - at least in housework - is not one of the prerequisites for success in the field.

Think about it. Also... think about what I am wearing as I write this note.