Here's a dream snippet hot off the press which you may or may not find appropriate for the Thanksgiving Holiday.

I came to the door of my little house in Canyon Creek and found an enormous turkey. The thing stood about four feet high and must have weighed over a hundred pounds.

When I stepped outside to have a closer look, the turkey bounded over the picket fence with a mighty flap of its wings. It then hopped on to a bicycle and began pedalling down the road.

I stepped out into the yard and watched the bird wobble into the distance. "Did you see that?" I said aloud to no one in particular. "That turkey is riding a bike."

Just then every attractive woman I've ever known glided into my driveway, each pedalling a bike. At this point there began one of the most SERIOUSLY erotic dreams I have EVER had!

Don't call the shrink! I don't even want to THINK about what this one means!