Reading your card reminded me of an old joke that someone told to me years ago.

A man met a women in a bar and asked her if she would go to bed with him for $1,000,000. She said "Yes, I will." The man then asked, "Will you go to bed with me for $10?" The women replied, "Of course not, what kind of a woman do you think I am?" The man said, "We've already determined that. Now we're just negotiating the price."